Home -Divi Tweets Follow @allonlister Allon Lister Retweeted · James Oh Brien @mrjamesob If you've spent your entire adult life lying to wives, mistresses, employers, interviewers, colleagues & voters, lying to Parliament is unlikely to trouble your conscience. View on Twitter 6634 0 Allon Lister Retweeted · The Dining Room @eldiningroomi Lockdown Party Fines Explained: https://t.co/ABXG8oiib7 View on Twitter 5165 0 Allon Lister · @allonlister I'm really not sure about what's happened this week. View on Twitter 0 0 Thoughts and opinions London, alcohol and doing the right thing Last night, I was standing outside The Northumberland Arms, on the corner of Tottenham Court Road and Grafton Way. As usual, I had a pint... Read More Nostalgia, was I in it? I've just posted up two videos from my schooldays. Each year, the physics department at Hanson Upper School in Bradford organised a trip... Read More Philippe Petit, inspiring me to re-wire… For those who don't know, Philippe Petit is a French high wire artist who gained world fame when, at 7:15am on August 7th 1974, he stepped... Read More Tough interview questions… Years and years ago I was asked at an interview "So, do you subscribe to the views of C.P. Snow?" This presented two problems; I had no... Read More Explaining old stuff to my daughter… Some years ago my daughter, who was nine at the time, asked what the big black circly things in the cardboard envelopes were so I began... Read More Glastonbury, I should, but I can’t…. I'm just re-aquainting myself with the merest iota of the slightest possibility of going camping. This micro-urge is leaping from my... Read More Brian Damage and Krysstal On Wednesday at the Fitzroy Tavern on Charlotte Street in Central London you'll find London's second-worst Comedy Club - The Pear Shaped... Read More Psychoville – adventures in edgy comedy I like comedy. I watch a lot of it, maybe too much - Clive Anderson says that if you become too knowledgeable on any subject you can no... Read More Keith Floyd – out of time in every sense Whatever the late Keith Floyd protested about his poor and humble upbringing, there was a permanently evident vein of the old-money,... Read More Photographs I’ve taken allonlister A Japanese businessman collecting cards. Harringto A vaporetto passing under The Rialto Bridge in Ven Venice - magical doorways #Venezia #CarnevaleVenez @benkupferberg Harry flying me. Doing his commerci I know the last, be-spoilered versions were the po Don’t buy a Bonsai Tree when you’re drunk When the rich bloke (you know who you are) parks h Most interesting parcel I’ve had in quite some t Pebbles on a beach. iPhone with 7.5mm lens. Lucky 7. 2013 Drummer. German band at Bloc+, Bath Street Glasgow Preston Bus Station Car park 2014 Load More... Follow on Instagram Take a look at all of my photographs